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導語：《荊軻刺秦王》是經典的歷史情景，下面是小編為大家整理的荊軻刺秦王的英文情景劇劇本，而且是搞笑版的荊柯刺秦哦，希望大家能夠喜歡。

旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……

This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.

第一幕：Conspire(密謀)

太子丹(上，嘆氣)：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?

阿三：(畢恭畢敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me see!(盤坐在地。兩手在頭上畫畫如一休)(旁外音：當當當，砰!!)(阿三起)Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作殺狀)Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子與阿三作流口水狀.

太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?

阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.

太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.

第二幕：tournament (比武)

西門吹雪(上臺，擺出一幅酷式，手一張，一條紙帶隨風而下)

西 門 吹 雪

(Xi Men Chui Xue)

身高：190cm

Height: 190cm 最愛干的事情：聊qq

Favorite doing: chatting

戰斗力：無限

War power: endless 最愛的顏色：黑色

Favorite color: black

武器：長劍

Weaponry: long sword 最愛喝的飲料：啤酒

Favorite drinks: beer

血型：O

Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，******

Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong

Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.

荊軻(抖嗦而上)站在一邊，不敢出大氣。

旁白：Competition begins.

荊軻(帶劍沖向西門吹雪，半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?

西門吹雪：Just come on.

荊軻：(又沖，停在西門吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?

西門吹雪：(不耐煩)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?

荊軻(環視四周見無一人，便跪在西門吹雪面前，大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!

西門吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (舉劍刺向荊軻，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自語) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬頭) where is the toilet?

荊軻：T-o-i-l-e-t-?

西門吹雪：WC.

荊軻：W-C-?

西門吹雪：(急)茅廁!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?

荊軻：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.

西門吹雪下。

太子丹與阿三上，看見荊軻，大吃一驚，太子丹給阿三一個眼色，阿三會意。走至荊軻前。

阿三:　What’s your name, please? Hero.

荊軻不屑一顧。