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Act 1

地點：The backyard of Tang’s house

人物：唐伯虎，祝枝山，仆人甲，仆人水

道具：文房四寶，雞翅，2穿翅杈， 3桌子，1凳子，背景音樂

旁白：唐伯虎，于明憲宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅時出世，故名唐寅，又因屬虎，故又名唐伯虎。唐寅聰明絕頂，詩畫雙杰，位居江南四大才子之首，為當時男女老少所崇拜的偶像。

(唐伯虎手執毛筆，用醬油刷雞翅膀)

仆人甲： Master, isn't one dish of soy enough?

唐伯虎： Slowly, please.

仆人甲： Many people come for your paintings, why don't you bother?

唐： I have no mood to draw. Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.

仆人甲：Yes.

(出門時在門中碰見祝枝山)

Mr. Zhu.

祝枝山：Ah, Brother Tong.

唐伯虎：Hey, Brother Zhu.

祝：Help, Brother Tong.

唐：l think you must have lost all you money again.

祝：You understand me so well.

唐：Among the 'Four Scholars', everyone knows you love gambling.

Having no money, to live comfortably', it is your motto, right?

祝：You are flattering me! You're born to be a free-liver. In fact, you are much more luckier than me.

唐： But... you lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me after losing money, l don't think l can help you forever.

祝： Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time.

But l lost the money which l could earn till my death.

That's 300,000 taels.

So, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...in order to save my life.

唐： l see, I see.

Shui, go out first.

仆人水： Yes, master.

唐： Damn you, don't you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?

No way!

祝： Please! lt's my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.

Also, l always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!

Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,

They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.

Otherwise, they'll kill me!

Will you help me or not?

唐： One hour? Well, since you are my brother,

l will write your lament for your funeral.

Say, 'A bastard' or 'A scumbag', which one do you like?

Choose between these two.

祝： Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.

l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?

唐： You made such worst oath!

OK, l will save you for the last time.

Man, give me the stationery.

祝： You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!

(唐伯虎作畫)

祝： Wow! It is pretty good!

Act 2

地點：A river side, on the street

人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，圍觀者，四香，石榴，華夫人，丑婢女

道具：4扇子，絲巾，傘，小刀，2凳子，背景音樂

旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子結伴出游，眾女子興奮觀看。